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- hagrid: yer a horcrux harry
- hagrid: wait shit wrong plot reveal
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you-were-the-best-distraction:
this was really fun to make! tag yourselves as these harry potter characters.
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- Remus: fuck
- Sirius: moony, you're a werewolf not a swearwolf
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MY SCHOOL’S ASSISTANT PRINCIPAL DRESSED UP AS PROFESSOR QUIRRELL FOR HALLOWEEN BECAUSE EVERYONE CALLS HIM VOLDEMORT SINCE HE LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM AND I AM YELLiNG
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“Harry potter was poked by Lord Voldemort ”
hahah…!
LOL!
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- hermione: where's ron? i can't find him anywhere. ugh, i hate to do this, but -
- hermione: *cups hands around mouth like a megaphone*
- hermione: HERMIONE GRANGER SUCKS
- ron: *from across the room* WHO THE FUCK JUST SAID THAT?
- hermione: there he is
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AU where magic and unicorns and mermaids and dragons exist and people read cool fantasy books about taxes and dishwashers
arthur weasley
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- me on a date: what do you think of snape?
- them: he should've been with lily! he loved her so m-
- me, shoving breadsticks in my purse: I have to go home right now immediately
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